I’m calling shenanigans on this month’s Birchbox.
Sunscreen, toothpaste, and a $6 pen.
In the middle of my run I
asked begged an elderly lady gardening in her front yard to spray me down with her hose.
I am shameless but refreshed like a mofo.
The Oscar-winning actress was a little more chipper speaking about the bash with Entertainment Weekly, heaping praise on supermodel Miranda Kerr, gushing that Kerr’s sexy Michael Kors dress was “really beautiful. It was a little punk-y. She’s just so pretty, it’s abnormal.” The blonde even asked the Victoria’s Secret catwalker “‘Is it weird to be that pretty?’ And she was like, ‘No.’”
And she was like, ‘No.’
I give no shits about Gwyneth but that last tidbit in the article is killing me.