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My (unpaid) maternity leave just got extended (involuntarily). Emme is excited (Sallie Mae is not)!

My (unpaid) maternity leave just got extended (involuntarily). Emme is excited (Sallie Mae is not)!

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Luck!

I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit” as my first words on the first day of the month for good luck.

But instead of “rabbit rabbit”, my first words this morning were Lil Kim’s verse of the Lady Marmalade remix which I think is harder to remember than “rabbit rabbit” so I believe I am still due for some luck.

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