Just made a grocery list based solely on the 4 meals I’m making this week and there are 6 different cheeses on it.
This Chicago Househunters where the couple has a million dollar budget and the guy says “I feel like people think when you have a kid you have to move to the suburbs to get space but this proves you don’t have to!” Meanwhile they’re looking at a condo with $1200 MONTHLY HOA FEES.
I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit” as my first words on the first day of the month for good luck.
But instead of “rabbit rabbit”, my first words this morning were Lil Kim’s verse of the Lady Marmalade remix which I think is harder to remember than “rabbit rabbit” so I believe I am still due for some luck.
Well thanks for giving me something entertaining to read tonight while I’m trapped in the dark under a one month old baby who is laying across my still fat midsection which I’m pretty sure is more related to the human being that grew there rather than all the pasta I ate while trying to keep us both alive but okaaaaaaaay.