A: They push two twins together to make a king.
that commercial where they slather mayonnaise on raw chicken breasts and then just pop them in the oven as if that were acceptable behavior
you are disgusting and you must be stopped.
WASHINGTON—As part of a nationwide effort to accommodate women in the workplace, many U.S. companies are now offering female employees permanent, unpaid maternity leave, according to a Pew Research Center survey released Thursday.
The Onion never fails me.
I dared to say last week that everything was okay. So of course today our real estate lawyer quit 4 days before closing.
So we’re going to open the champagne I bought for the closing and drink it NOW. Maybe as a vodka chaser because life is hard.